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Post by North Starla on Feb 1, 2009 12:32:17 GMT -8
Has anyone heard about the campaign underfoot to get Daryl and John off of their stools and onto their feet on stage? Well, I want to get a petition underway to get the guys not just sitting on stools, but lying down on lounge chairs. I want to see them strumming languidly on their acoustic guitars while having a nice lie down.
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Bed Habits and Infarctions
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Post by Bed Habits and Infarctions on Feb 1, 2009 12:36:58 GMT -8
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Fat Women Are Pushy and Gross
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Post by Fat Women Are Pushy and Gross on Feb 1, 2009 15:05:02 GMT -8
What if Daryl sustained an injury that required him to be in a wheelchair? What would his disgusting, obnoxious, obese female fans do?
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The Hohl Him Up Tour
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Post by The Hohl Him Up Tour on Feb 1, 2009 15:50:33 GMT -8
Well, if he were in a wheelchair, they could get a petition going to have Daryl hauled, er, hohled, upright in one of those horse harnesses they use when horses have broken legs...the harness could go between his legs, and they could jiggle it from above like a marionette, so he would look like he was dancing.  |
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Post by Cock n Hole on Feb 3, 2009 14:15:08 GMT -8
Daryl would look GREAT as a marionnette!
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Post by Skeevy Peepee on Feb 3, 2009 14:49:23 GMT -8
I would just be happy if he had a Roadie standing behind his wheelchair who would spin him around and around real fast as he sang. The Roadie could also make the chair pop a wheelie at the end of each song.
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